Where aarrreee you spicy? I need you to entertain me. It is Monday, it is freezing, someone has yet again pointed out that I look like Shannon Dohorty or whatever her name is from 90210 which is a grave offense, and today is day one post-jean-washing and I feel like a Christmas ham that has been too tightly packaged. So please, blog about something completely nonsensical... maybe your midafternoon tequila shots yesterday would be a good jumping off point. or the golden globes... what is wrong with drew berrimore's hair?