Why is this morning so fantastic? Because I recently acquired some coconut shampoo from duane reade (preferably pronounced ‘duaney readey’) and the scent is bringing me to a place where I am wearing an espresso gucci onesie with gold hardware between the titties (seriously where could I find such a thing?) and sipping on pina coladas at a swim up bar somewhere in mexico. You have no idea how much swim up bars provide the benchmark for a good vacation. Meanwhile the dismal reality is it is 19 degrees here and I have spent all morning teaching an over-the-hill admin assistant how to push a green button on a copy machine.
But there is a silver lining to this crawling week—a week which I have just explained via interpretative dance to my coworker by crawling like a female lioness from cube to cube. I am waiting for Friday to string along until I infiltrate the district with my call girl behavior and british accent…both equally enticing.
Edamame and I will be throwing our blog launch party this Saturday at Los Cuates sponsored by Svedka Vodka and Hot Pockets. They seriously do not know what's about to hit them--aside from tequila depletion and general state school behavior. Afterwards we have rented out the national mall where Chris Brown is scheduled to serenade us and SamRo has committed to spin. Barocks might even deliver a brief but important "blog we can" speech on the impact hott yet irrelevant bloggers have made in the 21st century. Truly the possibilities are endless.
But there is a silver lining to this crawling week—a week which I have just explained via interpretative dance to my coworker by crawling like a female lioness from cube to cube. I am waiting for Friday to string along until I infiltrate the district with my call girl behavior and british accent…both equally enticing.
Edamame and I will be throwing our blog launch party this Saturday at Los Cuates sponsored by Svedka Vodka and Hot Pockets. They seriously do not know what's about to hit them--aside from tequila depletion and general state school behavior. Afterwards we have rented out the national mall where Chris Brown is scheduled to serenade us and SamRo has committed to spin. Barocks might even deliver a brief but important "blog we can" speech on the impact hott yet irrelevant bloggers have made in the 21st century. Truly the possibilities are endless.
PS that is me and my hubby mid-pool on our vacation to the puerto vallarta Sandals. I am pointing to the bar and he is pulling me away. Love is truly a battlefield.
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