Billary Clawdorf

If you look like these women and are not already a registered resident of the District of Colombia... what are you waiting for!?!!

I assure you that no where else to my knowledge harbors as many tasteless young people as Washington. What other globally recognized locale allows you to step out on to the busiest shopping street and see at least 45 people wearing quilted burb plaid jackets, pearl studs, and driving loafers in olive green?

For the Washingtonian, professional life and thus professional wardrobe choices are the direct equivalent of immediate and irreversible middle agedness. Becoming politically astute unflinchingly requires strict rules of conservative dress. I like to refer to the Washington Woman by a term coined by fashion icon and expert on all things trendy, MR Wyatt...

the "Billary Clawdorf"

In a text book definition, "Billary Clawdorf" can be explained as : The intensely un-chic love child of Hillary C.'s masculine professional urges and Blair Waldorf's suffocating preppiness.

These women are generally shaped like and behaved like Hillary, while also being equiped with the morose fashion sense of Blair prior to hosting a needle pointing ladies fund raiser. The resulting outfit choices would send natives of most other major cities running for the hills.

(See above photographic evidence of the average billary... this picture is particularly accurate as most billarys tend to move in droves. once you go clawdorf you never go back)