We know our readership is maybe (too) comfortable with today's hot verbiage, judging by the large majority of you who belong to the renowned facebook group "Making out is HOTT!" by her very own hotness Lauren Claire Gunn. But here's some new 8:::>tation to incorporate into your already over-abbreviated vocabulary.
BoMo: noun/verb. To inappropriately suck face while in a venue that is mysteriously out of place over a span of time you'll never recall. Not to worry, this is what bystanders are for. You'll initially laugh it off, but pretty soon the moral hangover will set in. You'll want to get answers. What? Where? When? How? Why? In that order. And luckily you'll rack up some pieces of the puzzle over an estimated span of five minutes to five years down the road. Occasionally, you'll go a lifetime knowingly not knowing. This is largely determinate of how good of friends you have and how many of them were in your same position. Most common misconception: If you think graduation day marks the end to a blackout makeout era, think again.
Girl 1: You were BoMo-ing all over the bar last night.
Girl 2: You're kidding. With who?
SoMo: You guessed it. Sober makeout. Caution: leads to marriage and babies.
Girl 1: We totally SoMo-ed this morning.
Girl 2: OMG things are getting serious.
Girl 1: I know. We're definitely dating.
A special thanks to the 8::::>tation of some gtown bias for turning us on to this.
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