Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Hott Verbiage of the Day

Bear fight. And no I do not speak about the brown grizzlies of Northern Alaska. The ultimate concoction that will fulfill you with unequivocal tenacity, strength, confidence and endurance. An excellent tribute to St. Patty's but ultimately an all-season experience. This mastery of skill will make bystanders look at you with pure admiration. What is it exactly? The fluid repetition of conquering both an Irish car bomb and jaeger bomb back-to-back as if ingesting a singular drink. Thus, the brown and black 'bears' battle it out so to speak in one's stomach which has since been transitioned into a metaphorical Yellowstone National Park. Just one piece of advice-- no matter how rigorous the battle, keep it in the cave.

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