Thursday, December 11, 2008

Reinventing the Hot Pocket

Welcome. What took you so long?

Who we are: two great thinkers of our generation, so long as what we are thinking pertains to popular culture, nightlife, sophisticated urban living, the adaptation of eastern European accents and/or trendiness.

Why we are blogging: essentially, in a word, it is the new pilates. Although if we are going to get specific, pilates is not that new. To be more accurate, blogging is the new organic food coop... the new way to lower carbon emissions... the new wayfarer raybans... the new leather bomber jacket. Blogging=Change. Trendy, no?

Why we chose our name: people like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have massacred the sacred and intended meaning of the word hott. The very way they utter it is so blase. This is not us. We are seething with passion and intensity for bringing you up to the minute hotness in the most intellectually pertinent way possible. We are going to revamp hotness, give it back its dignity. And make sure it wears underpants at all times.

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