A Potpourri of Insight Into The Concept of Hottness

This post is an RSVP to the party that is this blog, and to life. Let us take this Christmas season to turn away from the negativity of cynicism and environmentalist-fueled hatred that has infected the joy we once knew. Admittedly, the very title of this blog is derived from the root of all cynical evil - Stuff White People Like, but we have a different take on the state of the world. So much so that our inner glow of love of Hottness has spilled forth into manifestation as an internet documentation - The Blog.

What do Hott people like, nay love? Well, we preach a very inclusionalist mantra. Afterall, at 9.99 a bottle, there is enough Andre to go around, so let us celebrate everything regardless of its nature because what is life if it is not one Hott fete after another?

For instance, we think being white can be hott too. Although it is very much so not en vogue right now to be white or support white behavior in any way, we are willing to peddle this dangerous message. Not in a tone of racial supremacy, but in a tone of over-arching joy for the lifestyles of all people - even the white ones. bless their combed over little hearts.

Furthermore, we think - as the Spicy Tuna has so aptly blogged about previously - that perhaps there is room in all of our hearts for the Christmas Ugly Sweater Party. As tactless as the concept may be, I speak from experience when I say it can actually make for a glorious evening.

Now that I have touched on the Caucasian race as a whole and the vast, yet accessible concept of the Ugly Sweater Party, may I suggest something else that is deserving of the spHOTTlight...

myself.

Only kidding. But not, in a way. I would like to present the topic of another highly esteemed (and frequented) internet destination - the facebook. And more specifically, the Interests. What constitutes a Hott set of interests? is it Hotter not to bother listing your favorite things on the internet because you are out living your Hott life? Or is it harmless to take a moment to tell us all what matters most to you? Or... better yet, should one simply create a grabbag of unusual, but diverting interests that string together artfully or in some hilarious way?

I am very torn on this issue. Also on the Status Update. It is a rare genius who can tactfully write a status update, rare indeed. Spicy Tuna, I hand you the reins, let your imagination gallop away.

Yours in Hottness,

Cali Roll